A Stones Tea (CONTINUED)GUINNESS: The others, unlike you, have rolled away.
JAGGER: They sort of wander in and out, it's a very casual scene.
HUGE: Please excuse me. Who does their hair?
JAGGER: Keith and Ronnie? They do it themselves. They're always cutting it off in my bathroom and making a mess.
WARHOL: They do their own hair? But hairdressers are really important now. Why don't you have one traveling with your group?
JAGGER: What a camp suggestion, Andy! I wish Anouk Aimée was here to fall over the curb with me.
WARHOL: We were in front of Fort Lauderdale and this guy told me the bathroom was clear, so I went in...
JAGGER: The bathroom was what?
WARHOL: Clear. So I went in and—
JAGGER: This is a clear bathroom.
WARHOL: So I went in and four other people came in after me and it was so embarrassing because one guy said to another "You're peeing next to...," And that guy turned to me and said, "Are you who I think you are?"
JAGGER: Oh my God, that's my unfavorite line of all.
WARHOL: But do people follow you into bathrooms just so they can say they peed next to you.
JAGGER: I don't know. I never asked them what they're doing there. I just address them civilly and tell them what the bathrooms are for. I mean, they're not for hanging around and making social comments as far as I'm concerned.
GUINNESS: Would you say that the bathroom's usually fuller when you leave than when you arrive?
JAGGER: It all depends on whether I piss on them or not.
HUGE: Listen, when I went to your opening...
JAGGER: What opening is that?
HUGE: The record opening at Trax.
JAGGER: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
HUGE: In the movies they showed of your tours, you look very much like Bianca.
JAGGER: No, she looks like me, man.
HUGE: No, all your gestures are like hers.
JAGGER: Did you know her before you knew me?
HUGE: Yes, I've known her for years.
JAGGER: Well I existed before her. I came first.
WARHOL: They're both from South America.
JAGGER: She's from Central America. She's not from South America.
HUGE: It's the same thing. Close.
JAGGER: It may be worse for Victor. I've been to both places.
HUGE: You look very much like her. Every year you look more like her.
JAGGER: Maybe next year's gonna be different.
HUGE: Are you divorcing her? Are you divorcing Bianca?
JAGGER: No! Not as far as I know.
HUGE: Do you get off with her?
JAGGER: Do I get off with her?
HUGE: On her?
JAGGER: That's rude!
HUGE: No, because in the movies you look beautiful like her.
JAGGER: Well, I'm glad I'm as beautiful as my beautiful fucking wife.
WARHOL: She's beautiful.
JAGGER: She's very cute. And she's very beautiful.
WARHOL: She's photogenic.
JAGGER: She's photogenic.
WARHOL: She's a good dancer.
JAGGER: She's a good dancer. What else can I say?
WARHOL: She has really soft skin.
JAGGER: She has really soft and beautiful skin.
HUGE: What soap does she use?
JAGGER: She never uses any soap.
WARHOL: She takes a bath after she does her make-up.
JAGGER: Then she takes a bath. And she's very quick.
WARHOL: It's a great system. She gets all made-up then she hops in her hot bath. Do you put your make-up on before your bath?
JAGGER: Are you kidding? I haven't had a bath and I can't bother to take my make-up off.
HUGE: Why do you look clean?
JAGGER: You don't have to bathe every day to look clean. It's just an illusion.
WARHOL: Illusion? How do you do that?
JAGGER: It's very easy.
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